Congratulations to Chuck E. Otto for winning my recent contest and a new Kindle E-book Reader! Here’s his winning entry:
St Peter’s Quiz:
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer died in a plane crash and met up at Heaven’s gates. When they got there, they were stopped by St. Peter.
“Sorry, it’s extremely crowded at the moment,” he said. “If you want to get in, you’ll each need to answer one question correctly.”
They all shook their heads in agreement. Then St. Peter looked at the teacher and asked her, “What was the name of the famous ocean-liner that sank after hitting an iceberg?”
“Oh, that’s easy,” the teacher replied. “The Titanic.”
St. Peter smiled and let her into Heaven. Next he turned to the petty thief. “How many people died on that ship?” he asked.
“Oooh, that’s tough. But I saw the movie and I think it was 1,500.”
St. Peter stepped away and the thief passed through Heaven’s gates. Finally, St. Peter turned to the lawyer and said, “Name them.”